Monday, 21 May 2012

Churchyards and Pirates

I went to Gulval churchyard to find a pirate's grave I was told about yesterday. I found it, but was even more impressed by the churchyard as a whole. It's very overgrown and beautiful.

John 'Eyebrows' Thomas was a pirate and smuggler of Marazion, Cornwall. When he died in 1733, Marazion parish refused to bury him and paid nearby Gulval church to do the honours instead. His grave featured a skull (with eyebrows!) and crossbones.

Around the headstone there was a very odd inscription. I think whoever did it was drunk on rum. I'll have to go back to make sure that I've got it right.

Want excel ill you would live be loud and die to well stand to imitate him 


The rest reads:

John Thomas of Marazion Who left this life for A Better on Sunday y. 16th day of december 1733 And In y 62. year of his Age


Gulval Churchyard

Gulval Churchyard Pirate's Grave

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Monday, 30 April 2012

Whatever happened to Maf?

Whatever happened to Maf the dog?

Maf was Marilyn Monroe's dog and companion during her final years. I always found the photos of Maf's toys in the back garden of Marilyn's home on the day of her death to be some of the most poignant, and wondered about what exactly happened to Maf. So I did a bit of research.

Marilyn Monroe & Maf

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Sunday, 22 April 2012

More Hollywood in the 60s

A Marilyn Monroe look-alike shortly after Marilyn's death

Costume boxes

Bette Davis on set

William Wyler's Oscar
William Wyler and his Oscar for Ben Hur.
Hollywood

Pat Crest
Pat Crest. Playboy playmate.
Marilyn Monroe's home on the day of her death
Marilyn Monroe's home on the day of her death
Gary Cooper's Funeral, 1961
Gary Cooper's widow, Sandra Shaw, at his funeral.
Below: Marlene Dietrich at Gary Cooper's funeral.
Marlene Dietrich at Gary Cooper's funeral

Audrey Hepburn's Dress Mannequin
Audrey Hepburn's dress mannequin

Sue Lyon on the set of Lolita, 1962
Sue Lyon on the set of Lolita

Sophia Loren's footprints
Marlon Brando at the CORE March in Glendale, California
Empty Talent Parking Lot

Casting OfficeA Rolls- Royce outside the Department for Unemployment

All photographs by Barry Feinstein.

Friday, 20 April 2012

Hollywood Foto-Rhetoric

A friend gave me this book recently. It's a look behind the gloss of Hollywood and shows the film industry in decline. The photographs by Barry Feinstein with accompanying poems by Bob Dylan make it a poignant look back at the rusty layers of tinseltown.

Hollywood Foto-Rhetoric

from the outside
lookin in
every finger wiggles
the doorway wears long pants
an slouches
no rejection
all's fair
in love and selection

Hollywood

Central Casting and Jayne Mansfield
Casting Central | Jayne Mansfield

Hal Roach Studio for demolition


if even great
almighty death
is such
 a long way down

Hedda Hopper saying "Fuck her!" about Louella Parsons
Hedda Hopper saying "Fuck her!" about Louella Parsons.

Film debris

Premiere of Cleopatra

off my guard
dream's openin
catches fixed
favoured first niters
furs reserved
perfume for the face preserved
important clutterers
ultra exclusive cost included

Stage mothers
Stage mothers

age shall guide thee
for a dollar down
youth shall lead thee
to a dollar up

Hollywood photo studio (early 60s)

Judy Garland during filming

Judy Garland

there were some
 lights between us
she didn't say a word

Judy Garland on set

Orphans of the Storm (1921)


1001 Films to See Before You Die - no.11. Orphans of the Storm (1921)

This review is obviously just my opinion. I'm sure some people love this film and find merits in it that I can't.

I first saw this years ago when I was in my teens and was on a Lillian Gish craze after seeing her in The Wind (a sad omission from the list) and The Night of the Hunter. I'm not the greatest fan of U.S. silent films because, like this one, I find a lot of the stories dull and the films themselves overlong. Oh, so long.

Orphans of the Storm is a remake of the lost Theda Bara film, The Two Orphans (1915). It's set during the French Revolution so in theory it shouldn't be dull at all. But it is.

The director, D.W. Griffith, uses the film to make a public service announcement of sorts. It's a sort of "Careful now! We don't want to end up like them, do we?" sort of thing.  I do feel sorry for the punters of 1921 having to put up with heavy handed history lessons, warnings about the dangers of the class system and a link-up with the recent Russian Revolution when they probably just wanted a bit of escapism for a few hours. There is escapism however, if you can ignore the anvil of social morality bashing you repeatedly in the head.

A woman gives her baby (Louise) away because she's horrified at the indignity of having a baby out of wedlock AND being forced into marriage with a Count. I think. Mercy me. The baby ends up on the steps of Notre Dame in the snow. At the same time, a peasant decides to leave his child (Henriette) to the mercy of the Church as he is too poor for care for her. Finding Louise already half-frozen on the steps, he changes his mind and takes both infants back home with him. With Louise, he finds a locket and a bag containing a great deal of money. Years later, the girls are growing up and another peasant aptly named Jacques Forget-Not, comes to give the Count and Countess a basket of apples. They couldn't give a toss about the apples. Jacques tells them how hard it is for him because he can't pay the taxes or the rent, especially since his father was tortured by the "displeased" Count's father by having boiling lead poured into his veins. The Count and Countess couldn't give a shit about that either - he's making the place look untidy and looks like Bert from Sesame St. He really does.

Years later again and Louise (Dorothy Gish) has been blinded by the plague which also killed off their parents. Henriette (Lillian Gish) looks after her and they set off to Paris to try and find a cure. De Praille, an aristocrat who takes part in the "dissolute orgies" of the upper classes and is generally a very, very bad man, takes a fancy to Henriette and kidnaps her. She is rescued by the dashing and foppish, Chevalier de Vaudrey. Henriette, being eternally optimistic, believes that Louise has accidentally fallen into the river and drowned. In reality, Louise is being held against her will by a nasty old crone who thinks she can make some money out of having the blind girl beg on the streets.

Orphans of the Storm, 1921


De Vaudrey and Henriette fall in love and he proposes in double quick time. Henriette refuses for some reason, but he doesn't mind. She then cares for an injured revolutionary politician, Georges Danton, gets into a bit of a spat with Robespierre, finds her sister but loses her again when she is arrested and sent to the Bastille. (Insert some silly excuse so Griffith can put his lead character in the centre of the revolution and we can get some battle scenes.)

After being freed from the Bastille, Henriette and de Vaudrey are condemned to be executed by guillotine because de Vaudrey is an aristocrat and Henriette was harbouring him. Swings and roundabouts. They are saved by Danton. Louise's sight is restored and she is reunited with her sister and her biological mother, the Countess (who is also de Vaudrey's aunt. It's confusing). Everyone is happy and rich by the look of it, despite the Revolution. Everything grinds to a conclusion and I am a left unable to retrieve the 3 hours of my life I spent watching this film.

It's not that I hated the film; I just found it slow with a weak story. My copy didn't include a soundtrack which probably didn't help matters. I can find some good points though.

The sets are stunningly beautiful (filmed in Griffith's studio in Mamaroneck, New York), as are the costumes. This film has a plethora of set pieces - it has dances! It has children getting run over by coaches! Big wigs! Monocles! Duels! Heads on sticks! Fainting ladies! Naked ladies in fountains of wine! Oh, to be in France before the Revolution.

Unfortunately Griffith doesn't have the directorial originality of, say, Clarence Brown or Eisenstein (who was later influenced by Griffith, despite the anti-Bolshevik content of this film). The lighting is nice and I think the best parts of the film involved close-ups rather than the epic mob scenes and so on. I'm not a fan of Griffith's films as The Birth of a Nation is one of the most repulsive films I've ever seen, but Orphans of the Storm is ok. It owes a lot to Charles Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities and Victor Hugo's Les Miserables, but with all the interesting parts taken out and hammy acting thrown in in its place. Even Henriette's journey to the guillotine was long-winded and held little suspense. I suppose it must be commended for the historic details. Griffiths obviously researched this period of history to death. It's impressive in terms of scale, but it's not half as deep and meaningful as it pretends to be. It's worth watching for the Gish sisters, if you like them as much as I do. Dorothy Gish's role is rather bland and Lillian Gish's isn't much better, but Lillian especially conveys emotion so wonderfully that I could watch her all day.

Screencaptures under the cut.